Have you ever needed to just write something down? It should be a simple enough task.... It all starts going down hill when it takes you what seems like a life time to find a pencil. Then you find it: the last of the increasingly endangered species of pencil. But it doesn't stop there. Oh no. You can even manage to write down one letter without the blasted lead breaking. Don't worry, we all have them - that damn pencil that never wants to work, you never bother to throw away, and yet is the only one that wants to be found.

Scowl.